Saturday, July 26, 2008

Bruce Lee or Hulk Hogan

Who would win in a fight? The answer is simple, right? Many years ago I had it out with my sister over this very question. Apparently Mr. Hogan's bleached handlebar moustache would incite so much fear that small Asian men everywhere would just run screaming (including big daddy Bruce). I'm not saying professional wrestling is fake, heaven forbid. All I'm getting at is that just maybe Bruce Lee would win in hand to hand combat. . . if the sun were in Hogan's eyes, of course. . . or if Bruce Lee kicked him in the testies.

But what's all the hype around Chuck Norris about? Yeah, get over it. Bruce Lee already kicked Chuck's ass when he was filming Way of the Dragon. You see, Chuck wasn't even suppose to be in that movie. They were filming in Rome and Chuck Norris just comes walking down the street all pissed off and looking for a fight. So Bruce Lee screamed like a cat a couple times and then broke homeboy's neck. That scene wasn't scripted or anything. Few people know that Chuck Norris died back in 1972. Seriously.

It could happen, too. So if you're ever walking alone in the Coliseum, beware. As long as their are nice, decent people in this world their will be assholes like Chuck Norris.

1 comment:

ginger b said...

Hulk wins?

I know, in my heart, that this is some kind of a horribly misguided joke, right?

I mean after everything we've been through (I've been reading your blog for 10 minutes now) I wouldn't think you would ever say such horrible things to me...

Say it ain't so!