The other day, Bekki and I went to the Asheboro Zoo with our good friends from Charleston, Amanda and Lisa. It was a blast. Amanda is from Asheboro so she got to show us around a little bit. She drives like a maniac, but that's ok. The zoo was mad funky. I wanted to bring the bobcats home with us. Amanda took a bunch of pictures with her digital camera. I had to get all old-school with the disposable. I'm sure to post more when she emails them to me, including a picture of me performing fellatio on a bison. Word? Word. So stay tuned.
I looked for Austin on my way home from work today. I know that little bastard's ducking me. I can feel it. Normally he's playing outside after school, but today he was nowhere to be seen. I think his mom's tipping him off when she sees my car coming. Oh, and at the zoo I saw a polar bear. He seemed to be doing just fine, Mr. Gore. And, Austin, when I can finally afford to buy that Bobcat from the zoo, watch your tail.
4 comments:
You can accommodate a bison?
You're staying with me, not Prince, when you visit Los Angeles.
He can accommodate both of us. Simultaneously. Sword fight!
Wow, you guys haven't sexually harassed me in a while. And yet it still feels dirty and shameful.
my first thought when i read the bison comment was, "well, peter and prince will be all giddy over fact!"
they didn't fail me...
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