Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Thank You

In a CNN interview Wednesday, President George W. Bush admitted that he had certain "regrets" concerning his presidency. Perhaps the president has forgotten about the 23% that still think he's doing a great job. His own self-criticism is a slap in the face to myself and other patriots who stand behind our commander in chief during these tough times of economic turmoil and political upheaval. How dare President Bush give an ounce of thought to his possible past indiscretions. There's an old saying in Charleston. I think it's in Washington, too. I know we use to say it in Charleston. It goes, "If you don't study your history, you'll repeat yourself. . . you'll repeat history. . . If you study history, you'll fail theology". I don't know, but the point is, history is overrated.

As infuriated as I was, I continued to read on. What distressed me most is that President Bush has completely ignored the fact that his admitted "blunders" have actually boosted our lagging economy. In the CNN interview, Bush expresses regret over the "Mission Accomplished" banner hanging aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. Really? Do you realize how many Mission Impossible DVD's were sold after that? Plus it acted as free advertisement for Mission Impossible 3. Yes, Mission Impossible 3 was terrible, but I think we can all agree that it had more to do with Tom Cruise becoming riddled with dementia than Bush's public endorsement. Kudos to you, President Bush, for having the courage to stand behind Tom Cruise when others would not. (That's a shot at you, Spielberg!)

The interview also claims that Bush has mixed feelings concerning his remarks that Osama Bin Laden was "wanted dead or alive". You may have mixed feelings about this, Mr. Bush, but New Jersey thanks you. This allowed for Bon Jovi to steal the show during the Concert for New York City following the 9/11 terrorist attacks with their massive hits "Livin' on a Prayer" and, you guessed it, "Wanted Dead or Alive". Is it any wonder why Bon Jovi got a resurgence in popularity? So the next time you see those Stock Market numbers jump up like Michele Obama's ass in a Ludacris video, thank yourself, Mr. President. Thank yourself, because I already have.

6 comments:

Peter Varvel said...

I stood behind Tom Cruise, once.
Well, we weren't standing so much as lying down.
Butt nekkid.

riva. said...

Michelle Obama's ass in a Ludacris vid?
LMAO.
You're hilarious.

-Riv-

movin' down the road said...

I can't believe how OLD our presidents get in just a few years!

Mike Valentino said...

Varvel- You and Rosie can keep Mr. Cruise. I don't understand the attraction. I prefer tiny Asian men. . . to do my laundry.

Riva- Have you ever examined Michele Obama's ass? She doesn't hide it with a pants suit either like Hillary or Sarah Palin.

MDTR- Thanks for reading.

Ziggy Za. said...

"In the CNN interview, Bush expresses regret over the "Mission Accomplished" banner hanging aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln. Really? Do you realize how many Mission Impossible DVD's were sold after that?"

LMAO. Pop culture and politics always make for a good blog. Hilarious post.

Quin Browne said...

i had something semi witty to say...with the thought of peter and his peter and tom...


can't stop giggling.

in other words, can't touch that.