Thursday, September 18, 2008

A Message to You, Rudy

I shaved my head today. I liken this ritual to the Roman soldiers shaving their heads to prepare for battle. But, as you may know, I do not belong to any standing army. Perhaps it was my childhood run-in with the secret service that makes them weary of me joining their ranks. Or it could possibly be the fact that I enjoying living for just causes as opposed to, you know, what's going on right now.

But the best possible reason could be that I got my contacts in the mail today from 1-800-Contacts and I was so relieved to have my glasses off my face that I went a bit crazy during the whole shedding process.

Bekki's gonna kick my ass when she gets home from work.

6 comments:

Madley said...

Wow, this is just a little bit hot. Tell Bekki not to kick your ass TOO hard.

Mike Valentino said...

Aha! How you doin?

Prince Gomolvilas said...

Hawt. So hawt. Spank-it hawt.

Mike Valentino said...

Thank you, Prince, but I can't believe it until I hear it from Varvel. You're just too biased.

Peter Varvel said...

Oh, no, I agree with Madley and Prince. Bekki may kick your ass, but I'm slapping mine bare nekkid out of frustrated lust that will always remain unfulfilled.
Looks good, man! Prince must have rubbed himself red-rashy-raw, by now.

Quin Browne said...

there is something SO wrong with peter talking about spanking the monkey with that av photo of a little kid.


wrong, i tell you!



oh, and you look cute.