There are a lot of swear words in recent posts of mine. What can I say? I'm bad. And not like weird, Michael Jackson, wearing leather chaps bad, but bad. Hardcore bad. I say things like, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" and then people say, "Ha! You eat shit for breakfast!" and then I say, "Yeah, I do". And then I smile with poop smeared all over my teeth. That's the kind of bad I'm talking about. I'm gg allin bad.My wife swears I'm a nice guy. That's why I kick my dogs just to prove I'm hardcore. Don't blame me, though, it's in my nature.
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By the way, I like the new "Prince Gomolvilas Is a Homosexual" tag. It helps me in case I forget.
I'm not bad, but that photo for this post kind of gives me an erection.
Remember at the fair when I had to tell the lady at the ticket booth that you really were a nice guy? Asshole...
Varvel, that's a real dead body.
that means nothing to him, mike.
i had to leave all of my cursing behind when i moved to utah, and go with "oh, my heck!".
however, i do have a blog named fuck me dead, so, it all worked out in the end.
So that's what fmd stands for. Interesting.
here's chris rock. since u don't have hbo..
http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDQ4NTg4Njg=.html
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