Monday, September 29, 2008

Bad Sum Bitch

There are a lot of swear words in recent posts of mine. What can I say? I'm bad. And not like weird, Michael Jackson, wearing leather chaps bad, but bad. Hardcore bad. I say things like, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" and then people say, "Ha! You eat shit for breakfast!" and then I say, "Yeah, I do". And then I smile with poop smeared all over my teeth. That's the kind of bad I'm talking about. I'm gg allin bad.

My wife swears I'm a nice guy. That's why I kick my dogs just to prove I'm hardcore. Don't blame me, though, it's in my nature.

7 comments:

Prince Gomolvilas said...

By the way, I like the new "Prince Gomolvilas Is a Homosexual" tag. It helps me in case I forget.

Peter Varvel said...

I'm not bad, but that photo for this post kind of gives me an erection.

Anonymous said...

Remember at the fair when I had to tell the lady at the ticket booth that you really were a nice guy? Asshole...

Michael DeAntonio said...

Varvel, that's a real dead body.

quin browne said...

that means nothing to him, mike.


i had to leave all of my cursing behind when i moved to utah, and go with "oh, my heck!".

however, i do have a blog named fuck me dead, so, it all worked out in the end.

Michael DeAntonio said...

So that's what fmd stands for. Interesting.

julienne said...

here's chris rock. since u don't have hbo..

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNDQ4NTg4Njg=.html