Stoned in the Morning

I heard a woman say the other day that she loved Charlie Daniels. In the same breath she expressed her love of his new gospel songs. I wonder how this little number fares with her. Oh, Mr. Daniels, if you're reading this (which I know you are) I just want you to know that ever since you "found Jesus", you suck.

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