Bekki and I went to Black Mountain today. The folks up there are alot different than the folks down here. I suppose the college runoff just leaves random hippies and vagabonds to roam the streets. That was fine with me, though. I enjoyed the creative atmosphere. Along the way up there we stopped for lunch in Chimney Rock at a small Italian deli called Bellas. I got a few slices of bullshit on ciabatta bread and Bekki the same. It was a ripoff for the portion, but oh well. The scenery was good. We got he sandwiches to-go and parked by a river to eat. Nothing is more soothing than the sound of rushing water. Well, I'm sure there is something more soothing, but you get my drift, right? Good.
Bekki wanted me to buy her an amber ring we saw in a store in Black Mountain. She says she doesn't want it and that we don't have the money to buy it. . . yadda yadda. I think she's just using her female trickery on me. Women have this weird way of phrasing things and willing certain things to happen. I liken it to some sort of Jedi mind trick, but craftier.
* Did anyone notice the book on the table? Chapter 8, page 191 bitches!
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