Monday, August 25, 2008

White Folks in Black Mountain

Bekki and I went to Black Mountain today. The folks up there are alot different than the folks down here. I suppose the college runoff just leaves random hippies and vagabonds to roam the streets. That was fine with me, though. I enjoyed the creative atmosphere. Along the way up there we stopped for lunch in Chimney Rock at a small Italian deli called Bellas. I got a few slices of bullshit on ciabatta bread and Bekki the same. It was a ripoff for the portion, but oh well. The scenery was good. We got he sandwiches to-go and parked by a river to eat. Nothing is more soothing than the sound of rushing water. Well, I'm sure there is something more soothing, but you get my drift, right? Good.

Bekki wanted me to buy her an amber ring we saw in a store in Black Mountain. She says she doesn't want it and that we don't have the money to buy it. . . yadda yadda. I think she's just using her female trickery on me. Women have this weird way of phrasing things and willing certain things to happen. I liken it to some sort of Jedi mind trick, but craftier.

* Did anyone notice the book on the table? Chapter 8, page 191 bitches!
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Prince Gomolvilas said...

What's up with these G-rated photos? So so so so so uncomfortably tame.

Peter Varvel said...

Is that Dixie next to you, helping you read?

( . )( . ) said...

Yes us women are very tricksy. Watch out. We use our feminine wiles and reverse psychology to bamboozle you, and then BOOM, right when you think you know whats going on and what we want, you realise you were sooooo wrong!

HA! Power of the vajayjays!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

Yes......the Power of the Vajayjays is much stronger than the Jedi Mind Trick.

No, seriously.

Prince Gomolvilas said...

Power of the vajayjays?


I have complete immunity.

Your wife said...

Bitch, please. You make it sound as if I have to ASK if I want the ring. If I had wanted to blow the money, I would have. But still, through your discouraging looks, I passed. Remember though, you had no issue blowing the money later in the day on decorating our bathroom. Ok, that's it. This weekend we have off I'm driving to black mountain and purchasing the ring, which was AMETHYST, not amber, foo. In fact, I may even go for the more expensive one I was eying.

Quin Browne said...

go! 'your wife'!!

Mike Valentino said...

Bekki- What the F? Decorating our bathroom was a mutual decision, so psh! As far as buying that ring, you need to spend that money on some salami so you can make me some sammmiches!