Saturday, August 30, 2008

Who is Mike Valentino?

I'm going to need a little audience participation with this one. If everyone that reads this post could please answer the following, it would be greatly appreciated:

How did you first stumble upon this blog?

AND

What were your first impressions of the blog AND its handsome author?

Keep the comments coming, y'all!

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10 comments:

Prince Gomolvilas said...

How did you first stumble upon this blog?

You essentially forced me to read it by baiting me in my comments section and then verbally abusing me with the words "Fuck Prince Gomolvilas."


What were your first impressions of the blog AND its handsome author?

The handsome author was so hot that I wanted him to fill my every available orifice.... It was only later did I discover that his writing was fresh and funny, except for the occasional vomitfest.

Veronica said...

I found you through ~fmd~ I think.

I was just tickled right away. Linked you in my blog.

First impression was that your Words are witty. First impression of your pic was that if Brad Renfro and Edward Norton had a baby it would be you.

Quin Browne said...

prince paid me to read it.


that's my story, and i'm sticking to it...



(hey, veronica!! mike, read her blog, what that woman can do with words!)

Peter Varvel said...

Like most of the stimuli in my life, whether they be thought provoking blogs or handsome authors, I stumbled across your "enormity" via Prince, the guy with all of hawt network connections.

shaikens said...

First of all, i stumbled upon this blog by clicked NEXT. I think. Which is good, because most blogs you see blow.

Second, my first impression was "i think this guy must be a mind blower."

Ya diiiiiiiiiiig son?!

Madley said...

Hey Mike, sorry I've been remiss in not answering this when you first posted it as I've been a bit "detained." (Snap. Crackle. Pop. There goes my heart again... and thanks for the slimy hug, BTW.)

I was COMPELLED to click over here because I love soap opera-type dramas in all the blogs I read, and you and PRINCE were developing a mighty fine (and sexy) antagonzing (and sweet) relationship.

And I think it's handsome author really IS handsome (I love that header photo) and is a terrific writer, and has one heck of a unique point of view. Hard to believe he's married too... that really says sumthin' :)

ginger b said...

How did you first stumble upon this blog?

I think you stumbled upon me and left me a comment. Being the naturally inquisitive person that I am, I wandered over.

AND

What were your first impressions of the blog AND its handsome author?

This guy is really interesting. I wonder if I should take the time to "piss on his soul"....

Just kidding!

the Constantly Dramatic One said...

How did you first stumble upon this blog?

Well through Prince of course. And his ridiculously amusing fascination with you just pique my interest. Also, you're pretty cute.

What were your first impressions of the blog AND its handsome author?

The first post I read was the one with you using the "N" word. And being a racist fuck. Therefore first impression was "Whoa...Mike's a badass. Must thread carefully so that he doesn't kick my ass."

But yeah, you're badass and your badass-ness shows in your writing style.

Mike Valentino said...

Thank you to all. I believe every one of my readers left a comment. Wow. 8. 8 people read my blog. I am SOOO awesome!

Prince Gomolvilas said...

Mike, the vast majority of people who read blogs don't leave comments even when you ask them to:

"In most online communities, 90% of users are lurkers who never contribute, 9% of users contribute a little, and 1% of users account for almost all the action." [Source]

Just know that many more love you...from a safe, masturbating distance.