Dear Joe,I just saw a movie that you will love. Or hate. I'm not really sure, but I do know that it's worth your time to at least try it on for size.
"Musicals? Musicals are for queers and women who wear too much makeup". I know they are, Joe. But let's try to keep an open mind when considering whether or not to view Sweeney Todd. Yes, it does star Johnny Depp. Yes, it is based on a play. Yes, it is a musical. But, Joe, if you enjoy gallons of red-colored corn oil and straight razors (which I know you do) then you'll love this movie.
The plot? A barber goes insane after losing his wife and daughter and starts slitting people's throats with his razor. Then this scary chick he's knockin' boots with grinds up the dead bodies and puts them into meat pies (English food, psh!). Is that not sick enough for you?
your friend,
mike
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This continuing series of hurtful posts is an abomination. (Unless it's your sneaky way of angling for a man-on-man-on-man threeway--to which I say, you can collect as many hot male BFFs you want.)
By the way, Mike is willingly watching movies like Sweeney Todd? There's hope for him yet.
OMG!! Another attack againts your Prince. The outrage.
And hey, I lurve musicals. And I don't wear too much makeup. Okay...maybe eye makeup. I have a need to look constantly dramatic.
the re-staging of the play on broadway was even better.
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